That message repeated every minute for ten minutes until they found out that it was just an alarm in the cafeteria that was malfunctioning.

Afterwards they announced, “you may resume business as usual.” Hah. Like we ever stopped.

It’s sort of like when  a tornado siren goes off. We’re so used to them that they instill no fear. We just laugh and go on doing whatever it is we’re doing. Of course, last year a tornado actually touched down and wrecked a neighborhood.

Joke’s on us, I guess.